Top 10 Questions to Annoy People With

1.) If Mars had earthquakes, would they be called marsquakes?

2.) When lightning hits the ocean, why don’t all the fish die?

3.) Can you cry underwater?

4.) Why is there a light in the refrigerator but not in the freezer?

5.) Can crop circles be square?

6.) Are eyebrows considered facial hair?

7.) Is there ever a day when mattresses aren’t on sale?

8.) Why do people press harder on a remote control when they know the battery is dead?

9.) How do you know Humpty Dumpty is an egg when the nursery rhyme never said so?

10.) What was the best thing before sliced bread?